Alistair and the Pirates

A disgraced wizard, a dragon turned pirate, an elven smuggler, and one very crowded ship.

Alistair
There is only one way to restore the honor of House Harrowgate: find the dragons who robbed me and make them pay. I will cross continents. I will cross oceans, if I must. I will not rest until every scale-covered thief has begged my forgiveness and I am once again in my rightful place as a Wizard of the Liminal Order.

Rook
The wizard is a moron who couldn't see a dragon if one was standing right in front of him. And I should know.

But at least he kneels pretty.

Serrovaine
Don't look at me. If Harrowgate weren't paying me for transport, I wouldn't even be here. Though I find myself quite amenable to the sex.

Alistair and the Pirates is a spicy MMM romantasy and Book 4 of the Twinkpocalypse series, and for once, it features a real twink. Sadly, he doesn't come from San Jose, and he needs to be taken down a notch or seven. Fortunately, he enjoys being bent over a knee at every opportunity. Or perhaps just bent over in general.

Tropes:

• Pompous wizard humbled

• Sleeping with the enemy

• Hidden identity

• Frenemies to lovers

• Forced proximity at sea

• MMM triad with a switch

• Revenge quest gone sideways

• Low angst, high heat, happily ever after